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corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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It IS kind of like a blizzard. Only… nicer, and far less life threatening.

-Your little biscuit, Tim


ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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mskamalakhan:

sallysbutter:

birth control pills: 

  • can treat cysts, endometriosis, pcos, and other potentially life-threatening conditions
  • can lessen severe symptoms of menstruation
  • can treat hormonal imbalances that result in severe acne and other side effects
  • can prevent pregnancy from ever occurring

erectile dysfunction drugs:

  • give you an erection

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she-wants-the-eod:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

Blaine is my role-model

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georgetakei:

georgetakei: Did you have a chance to check out my appearance of the Daily Show with John Stewart? For those who missed it or just want to watch again, simply click here.

georgetakei:

georgetakei: Did you have a chance to check out my appearance of the Daily Show with John Stewart? For those who missed it or just want to watch again, simply click here.

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etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

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gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

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